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10 albums I enjoyed in 2018
According to various sources, I listened to about 70 albums in 2018. Here are 10 I felt like bringing to your attention.
Ready Player Two: WoodenDorks Jordan – August 23rd, 2018
Nintendorks 104: The A.R.G.
Ready Player Two: Alexandork Hamildorks – August 6th, 2018
Nintendorks Radio Episode 103: Fresh. Sweet. Tamarind.
Ready Player Two: A Nintendorks Podcast – July 10th, 2018
Nintendorks Radio 2018 Pizzacast: Dang Rat Thins!
Nintendorks Radio Episode 101: Animal Crossing Battle Royale
Nintendo Switch REVIEW: Bloodstained: Dead and Loving It.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS Nintendo Labo: NOW You’re Playing with Cardboard!!
Toys ‘R Us: Where a Grown Man Can Be a Grown Man Shaking Hands With the Ashes of His Childhood.
The Original Arcade Punch-Out!! Makes its Nintendo Home Console Debut and I’ve Never Felt More Alive.
The Official Nintendorks Top Ten Nintendo Wii Virtual Console Games to Download Before You’re That Thing is D.E.A.D.
10 albums I enjoyed in 2017
Nintendorks: 100th Episode Extravaganza!
Nintendorks Radio Episode 99: Spider-Man’s Carl Johnson
Nintendorks Radio Episode 98: Girl, You Better Like Those Grapes
Nintendorks Radio Episode 97: StarDON’T Valley
Nintendorks Radio Episode 96: Crank Up Your SNES
Nintendorks Radio Episode 95: Bmano, Come Back
Nintendorks Radio Episode 94: MEMEaM
Nintendorks Radio Episode 93: CJuntasaurus
Nintendorks Radio Episode 92: The 401k of Baron von Klump
Nintendorks Radio Episode 91: The Hour Long Jon-A-Thon
We Are Going to Get an SNES Classic Without Leaving the House
Nintendorks Radio Episode 90: A Marked Improvement
Nintendorks Radio Episode 89: The Gritty Reboot
Harder to buy than an NES Classic: Nintendorks.com
16 albums I enjoyed in 2016
BREAKING: The Wii Launched in North America 10 Years Ago Today.
The NES Classic Mini is Finally Here!! Unavailable Anywhere on Earth.
Hey Man, This Big Ol’ Animal Crossing: New Leaf Update Just Hit the 3DS!!
NINTENDO SWITCH: Everything was true (except for the fake stuff)
20 Albums I Enjoyed in 2015
What Did You Play? “Where Have You Been, Jerk?” Edition (August 2015)
Summer Games Done Quick 2015: I Want a Gamer With a Fast Hand.
What Did You Play? I’m a Lazy Jerk Edition (April-May 2015)
NINTENDORKS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS 2015: Today We’re Gonna Play Like it’s 1990 uhhh
What Did You Play? RIP Club Nintendo Edition (March 2015)
REVIEW: Neo Turf Masters: If Loving This Game is Wrong, GUESS WHO’S WRONG.
What Did You Play? Eternal Snow Day Edition (February 2015)
Donkey Kong Country Returns! to Virtual Console
Friday the 13th Release for “New” 3DS XL Spells Bad Luck for Customers
What Did You Play? No Clever Title Edition (January 2015)
Tabletop Review: Super Fantasy Rumble
What Did You Play? December 2014 Year End Wrap-Up
22 Albums I Enjoyed in 2014
3DS Review: Fantasy Life
Sometimes a Fantasy Is All You Need.
What Did You Play? Nobember 2014
The Game Awards 2014: Classy Edition?
REMINDER: You Are Old
What Did You Play? Spooky Smashy Edition (October 2014)
What Have You Been Playing? End of the Summer Drought Edition ’14
New 3DSXL designs, not to be confused with New 3DS
Dok- er, Pokken Tournament, a Pokémon game in the Tekken engine, announced
San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Game Impressions!
Tabletop Review: Compounded
What Did You Play? Everyday I’m shovelin’ (June-July ’14)
PLAYING WITH POWER (Nintendo Toy Impressions): Let’s Have a Look at Those Mario Kart 8 Happy Meal Prizes!
Summer Games Done Quick 2014: Real Nerds Finish Fast.
Comment About Nintendo’s Virtual Console Becomes Celebrated by Nintendorks Staffer
Local Man Drowns in Pool of Liquidated Cartridges
Off the Top of my Head: Rampage Edition
What Did You Play? Uh in the time since the last one Edition (May-ish ’14)
Nintendorks E3 2014 Pizzacast
Nintendo E3 Report (7.10.14): Wii U Owners Stunned With the Announcement of New Games!
Gamecube Controller Adapter for Wii U Announced
Review: Donkey Kong 64
This bananas is shit.
This Just In: Nintendo Drops Out of the Video Game Scene, Gets Back Into uhMaking Toys.
What Have You Been Playing? RIP Bob Hoskins also Mario Golf and a new Kirby are out! (March and April ’14)
The Game Boy Just Turned 25 and You Know What That Means
Time to Fish Out Your Parent’s Credit Card, Kids. Super Mario Bros. 3 is Now Available on the Virtual Console! Again!
A Slightly Less Than Half Assed Glance at the Nintendo Direct Smash Bros. Presentation (4.8.14)
Review: 3D Galaxy Force II (3DS eShop)
What Did You Play? My Ennui Is Showing (February 2014)
Former Criterion Head Honcho Blames Lack of NFS:MW Wii U Success on EA, Nintendo, God, Kittens, etc.
Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection Shutdown Survival Guide
Donkey Kong Country Returns: Tropical Freeze Review
What Did You Play? Countdown to DKC 20th Anniversary Edition (January 2014)
20 Albums I Enjoyed In 2013
Iwata & Friends take pay cuts in light of fiscal shortfall
Em Ay Are Eye Oh Aych Oh Are Ess Ee
Two Tribes Games “rebooting” after running out of money
What Did You Play? See you in Hell, 2013! (December ’13)
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Christmas is Finally Here and There’s Only One Final Track To Go!
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Boxing Day Eve Eve
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: MERRY Melodies
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Today’s Song is all About Cocaine!
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Yep. Here’s Some More Mario Music (Last One, Promise)!
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: I Got Yelled At For Humming This Too Much at Work Today.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Jesus Christ, is it Christmas Yet?
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Go Tell it on th-ehhhh, You Get the Idea.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Sonic the Hedgehog and Some Joke About Five Golden Rings!
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Wii Wiish U a Merry I already feel bad about that pun
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Happy Birthday!
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Check Your Calendars, People!
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: I’ll Beetle Adventure For Christmas.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Hark! The Herald DKC.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Silent Night Holy FUCKBALLS.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: O Little Kart of Mario.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Here we come a-WA! WA! wassailing
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Ice Beaming of a White Christmas.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: An unconventional choice, sure
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: God Rest Ye Merry, Pokemon.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Diddy All the Way.
What Did You Play? Nobember 2013
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Earthbound and Down.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Mario’s Christmas Carol.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Let’s Kick Things Off With the Pink Puffba- The Whole Thing’s Wrapped Up!!!
Wii U REVIEW: Super Mario 3D World is the Most Fun You Will Ever Have in Your Life.
That’s The Bad News.
The Legend of Mario: A Link Between 3D Worlds. BOTH GAMES LAUNCH TONIGHT!!!
ATTN NINTENDORKS: Remember Our Old Buddy Scott Delbango?
A Nintendo Direct Presentation Recap (11.13.13) Some New Trailers and Nintendo FINALLY Unifies 3DS and Wii U eShop Accounts!
Are you a teen? Do you love Pottery Barn AND Super Mario 3D World?
Welcome to Post 666: Mark of the Dork. Happy Halloween Everyone!
Another Wii U Bundle, this time with Skylanders
Could “reUmagined” Nintendo 64 HD Games Be on the Way? According to a Rumor on the Internet: Maybe!
"Fingers Crossed For Superman 64!!!" - Nobody Ever
New Super Mario 3D World Trailer Confirms This Will Be the Greatest Game Forged by Man.
Nintendo gets around to bundling Mario, Luigi with Wii U
Urban Champion is back! In POG form!
Pokemon X and Y Sell FOUR MILLION COPIES IN TWO DAYS. Nintendo Now “Only, Kinda Sorta Doomed.”
Wii U REVIEW: The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD (Sooo Many Feelings!!)
A sad day for Nintendorks
Today’s Nintendo Direct Reveals A Confusing as Shit Payment Method For the Upcoming Wii Sports CLUB.
It’s Been Five Years Since The Dark Knight Came Out and Some Nerd Just Made This SNES Video Clip Thing.
NES REVIEW: Summer Carnival ’92 Recca Whaaa?
3DS Review: Animal Crossing: New Leaf
OFFICIAL: Nintendo Has in NO WAY Confirmed a Zelda Themed Wii U Bundle For the 2013 Holiday Season.
THREE HEAVY DOSES OF STREET FIGHTER II BITCH. SLAP YOUR WII U!! AAAAAAAHHHH!! WHY ARE WE YELLING!?
Time to Party Like it’s 1988: Galaga For the NES Lands on the Wii U’s Virtual Console!
Duck Tales Remastered Hits the eShop To-HEY, WHERE’D YOU GO?
The Mario and Luigi: DREAM TEAM Game For 3DS That Looks Awesome is Out Now and You Should Go Buy It Probably!
No Nintendo System is Safe. Animal Crossing: New Leaf Invades the Wii U. Sort Of.
Tabletop Review: Boss Monster
Even if you have to buy the systems, it is now cheaper to buy Shantae and EarthBound
Tabletop Review: Legendary: A Marvel Deck Building Game
AKA Gambit: The Board Game feat. Other Good Guys,AKA Gambit: The Board Game feat. Other Good Guys
WII U REVIEW: New Super Mario Bros. Luigi U is More of a New Thing.
Happy 4th Of July, People: What’s More American Than Shooting Down Fighter Jets From the Shitter?
Wii U Virtual Console offering bonus coins for next three days
MORE PINBALL NEWS?!?: Terminator 2 Kickstarter LIVE
Clear your schedule, Ray: Pinball Arcade Wii U timetable revealed
365 Days of Fame Rolls On. New Super Luigi U is Here!
It’s dangerous to get married alone, take this
Mid-Year Music Roundup
Nintendorks Radio 2013 E3 Pizzacast
Encore! Samus, Link, and Mega Man merch getting a second run
Tabletop Review: The Cave
Super Smash Balls Puree
Official Nintendorks E3 Predictions 2013 All Rights Reserved
Crowdfarting isn’t just for games- it’s also for wait what
Crowdfart My Part…y Game
Crowdfunding isn’t just for games- it’s also for books about games
SNES REVIEW: Mega Man X (A Visual Guide to My Maiden Voyage).
Sengoku 3, the one you want, out on Wii VC
Club Nintendo Update: Metroids, Tanooki’s and Nipples, OH MY.
Super Mario movie turns 20, Banjo turns 15, you are old and will die alone
Call Me Crazy, But This Virtual Console Deal Doesn’t Make Any Sense:
BREAKING: Nintendo Sells Out, Hops Aboard the Rechargeable Battery Bandwagon.
BEHOLD: The Official “Year of Luigi” 3DS XL is On the Way!
“Conker” & Friends to play Conker’s Bad Fur Day, crack wise
This Animal Crossing: New Leaf Commercial Manages the Unthinkable!
Thursday’s Download: I’m Getting So Sick Of Writing About Kirby.
Tabletop Review: Tammany Hall
We're burying a lot of votes tonight.
Captain Olimar is DEAD
ATTN Wii U Owners: For 30 Cents, Super Metroid Can Now Be Played on the Crapper!
Hey, The Resident Evil Game That Came Out on 3DS Last Year Now Has A *BORP* Now Has A Free Demo Up For the Wii U Version!
SNES REVIEW: The Video Game based on Jurassic Park: The Movie based on Jurassic Park: The Book.
NES REVIEW: Batman 1989 (The Game Based on the Joker Movie that Didn’t Kill Heath Ledger).
Club Nintendo Update: “You Got Your RPG in My Mario Game!”
Nintendo President Iwata Loses Damn Mind. Implies Game Delays Result in a Higher Quality Finished Product.
Miiverse Can Now Be Accessed Through Any Web Browser. “Should Have Been There Since Day One” Says Internet Stupid Head.
Wii U REVIEW: Need For Speed: Most Wanted Makes F-Zero GX Look Like a Slow Ride to Grandma’s House.
Great Work Boys, However You Skipped Over One VERY Important Detail:
That’s cool and all, Travis, but EARTHBOUND IS COMING TO VIRTUAL CONSOLE
Link to the Past 2: Return to Dark World Manor
CRIME CONNECTION for Android Devices as Well as the iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad Hits Today. Hey, Who’s That Handsome Devil in the Fedora?
This October 25thBATMAN SETS IT OFF On Wii U.
Super Hang-On 3DS Trailer Hits the Internet Today. In Related News, Nintendorks.net Author Weeps With Joy.
3DS REVIEW: Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon is the Best Entry in the Series Since the First One!
A few hours left to bid on Howard Phillips’ NWC cart (and more) *updated*
Tabletop Review: The Great Heartland Hauling Co.
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Bless Me Bagpipes, Capcom Announces Duck Tales Remastered for the Wii U!
3DS REVIEW: Time to Toss Gunman Clive On Top Of Your Backlog.
And the 30 Cent Hits Continue to Land on Wii U: Here’s Comes Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!
Forum Update
Now is a good time to enjoy nature!
Tabletop Review: Gloom
Misery loves family.
Playing With Power: A Look Back at the Gamebuh, Light Boy?
Thursday’s Download: A Metric Assload of Quality Demos and More Hit Every Nintendo Service Today.
Nintendorks Radio Episode 86: DUALSHARK 4
All Aboard, Let’s Go! The Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon Hype Train Officially Pulls Out of the Station
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate Demos Appear on Both Wii U and the 3DS! If You’re Into That Sort of Thing.
Grab Hold of Your Golden Nipples, F-Zero Speeds Onto the Wii U’s Virtual Console!
Do you love Dominion, but hate cardboard boxes?
Then have I got a storage solution for YOU!
Nintendorks Radio Episode 85: Everybody Loves Rayman
Playing With Power: A Nintendo Toy Review! (Episode One)
Thursday’s Download: No TalkMega Man 2.
Rayman Legends Exclusivity Nothing More Than Foolish Legend
Nintendorks Radio Episode 84: Tag Team Back Again
At Last! A Trine 2: Director’s Cut Update Corrects Those Hideous Visuals.
Hyrule Historia 101: The Legend of Zelda Hardcover is Out Now!
20 Albums I Enjoyed in 2012
Thursday’s Download: Super C Blasts Right Past the Original Contra and Onto the 3DS.
An In-Depth Look at the Nintendo Direct Presentation (1.23.13) or: MY GOD THE WIND WAKER IN HD IS ON THE WAY.
Heads Up: That Wii U Zombi Game and Fire Emblem on 3DS Have Free Demos Available Now!
Pandora’s Tower coming to North America thanks to XSEED
“Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked.” A Super Star Wars SUPER REVIEW.
Nintendo Sells a Lot of Wii U’s, Internet Predicts Total Failure.
Hey somebody should write a Pokémon article because Nintendo just announced the next games
Pikmin 3 Will Be “Balls Hard” Says The Saint Creator, Our Dark Lord Miyamoto.
Pinball Arcade coming to Wii U, proven not to be a dream in new video
A Very Nintendork Christmas Gift Wrap Up!
3DS Review: 3D Classics TwinBee is Pretty Fun and VERY Strange!
Club Nintendo Shocker! New Crop of Downloadable Games Offer Up a Decent Selection!
Highlights from the final issue of Nintendo Power
“What the!?” The Original NES Ninja Gaiden is Now Available in the 3DS eShop!
Quick Look: Nano Assault Neo is a Game That Someone Might Like.
Tabletop Review: Mr. Jack
Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmate,Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmate,Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmate
Review: Scribblenauts Unlimited
More options than necessary
Nintendo Direct: December 5th @ 9 AM PST
Impressions: Trine 2 (Oh, You Pretty Thing).
Oh, You Pretty Thing
Batman Returns. The Bat. The Cat. The Penguin. The Video Game. The Half-Assed SNES Review.
300 billion coins collected in New Super Mario Bros. 2; New free DLC to celebrate!
Wii Mini appears to be coming out December 7th
Tabletop Review: Fleet
Toot toot!
The Kickstarter for Howard Phillips’ Know-It-All did not reach its goal, nobody reports
Review: Retro City Rampage
The Wii U Launched Today and I Somehow Managed to Royally Screw It Up.
Happy Birthday, Shigeru Miyamoto! (Laughs)
Nintendo Finally Reveals What Virtual Console Enthusiasts Have Been Dying to Hear: “Go F#*% Yourselves.”
NEWSFLASH! Wii U Discs Will Reportedly Feature “Rounded Edges.” Internet Explodes.
Win a buttload* of Kid Icarus AR cards from Club Nintendo
BREAKING 2 DAYS AGO: New Shantae game headed to 3DS
An Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion Demo is Available Now For the 3DS and It is A Lot of Fun and Whatnot and So On and So Forth.
I Touched a Wii U Tablet and Here’s What I Think and Stuff.
Nintendo Rolls Out 5,000 Wii U Kiosks to Distract Voters
Nintendo 3DS XL comes out in pink and white with new bundles
Nintendorks Radio Episode 83: Spooky64
Nintendo details totally comprehensible eShop loyalty program
Just When I Thought I Was Out, Burger King Pulls Me Back In.
DEMO: Lego Lord of the Rings is an Adventure in Babysitting
Castlevania: The Adventure and NES Ghosts ‘n Goblins Creep Into Nintendo’s eShop!
Fire Emblem: Awakening trailer
Awakening in my pants,Awakening in my pants
By the time you read this a new Nintendo Direct will have already happened [UPDATE]
Video surfaces of Faceball 2000 for Virtual Boy
“We’re Gonna Need a Bigger SD Card.” Let’s Take a Quick Look Back at The 3DS Retail Games that Just Made Their Way Into the eShop.
Nintendorks Radio Episode 82: Try Nintendorks Againfor the First Time
ATTN, Club Nintendo Members: Pilotwings For The SNES Is Now “Up” For Grabs!
Older Nintendo 3DS games make it to eShop- ride a damn horse anywhere, anytime
Tabletop Review: Dominion
Pass the Duchy
Boss Monster
Ghosts ‘n Goblins coming to eShop, responsible for my lack of manliness
REVEAL: You Can Ride a Damn Horse in Scribblenauts Unlimited
I’m taking Garret to dinner
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY.
IT BEGINS
This Just In: Nintendo Will Soon Be Dropping the Price of their Netflix Player to $130!!
And Now, Please Stand For a Few Words From Our Own Reverend Saint Jbond.
So here’s the deal
BREAKING! Nintendo Has Made a New System and Iwata WANTS ANSWERS.
Nintendorks Radio Episodes 1 – 81
The Nintendorks Radio RSS feed has changed, and the older episodes are no longer listed in the feed itself. You can find all of the older posts here, though!
Review: Kirby Dream Collection Special Edition.
Smash Brothers? New Tekken Tag Tournament TwiiU trailer shows off costumes
New York Dorks: Nintendo at New York Comic Con (UPDATE: Pokémon meetup event info)
PeTA Valiantly Continues Campaign to Reinvent Beloved Game Franchises as Torture Porn
Retro Game Master: Game Center CX out in English, on DVD
Cave Story: The Post in Which I Ruin This Wonderful Game For You Forever.
Coming Soon: Pokémon Puce and Burnt Sienna!
New Super Mario Bros. 2 Download Packs Are Available Now and I Guess You Should Probably Buy Them if You Want To!
HOLD IT! Anime lawyer’s home saved from demolition for now, but the clock is ticking
The Long-Lost “Pie Factory” Stage From the Original Donkey Kong is Now Available for the Low, Low Price of Just $29.99!!
ATTN: Bronies, Two Days Left to Get Your Own Magical Horse Pokémon
More Retail Titles Make Their Way to the Nintendo eShop and CRASHMOOOO
#studio64 is back! “It’s like a party in my butt, and everyone’s invited!”
Nintendo Officially Announces The 23 Flavors of Wii U Software You’ll Have to Choose From at Launch:
A quick how do ya do
Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Shigeru’s List, and will soon see the end of the Nintendorks.
Tabletop Review: Survive: Escape From Atlantis
We're going to need a bigger island.
E3: Nintendo shows us some things, some of them are boring
Be Hearing: Iwata reveals various interfaces for Wii U
Nintendo Direct (to the future)
Tabletop Review: Flash Point: Fire Rescue
Well, I can tell by your game, you're gonna start a flame.
Nintendo Forgets 3DS Needs Help: Makes New Pokémon Games for Old System
Resident Evil: R-E-V-E-L-A-I- ARGH
Centenarian loves Nintendo, mushed food
F/Photo Ph/Friday: LoZ LuLz
3DS surpasses 4 million units sold
Nintendorks’ Legend of Zelda Timeline
There’s a place in France where the Nintendo DS is used as a tour guide
Kid Icarus release date announced
DRCs: 11-24-11
DRCs: 11-18-11
Tenth Anniversary Memories
DRCs: 11-11-11
No motive to infringe Motiva
DRCs: 10-31-11
3DS becomes more like a smart phone
DRCs: 10-20-11
For the Very First Time: Aliens Infestation (DS)
DRCs: 10-04-11
DRCs: 09-23-11
DRCs: 09-19-11
DRCs: 09-13-11
DRCs: 09-09-11
DRCs: 09-06-11
My Brief OkCupid Affair With a Goldeneye Wii Clanmember
Nintendorks’ 784 Greatest SNES Games
Thirty Years of Mushrooms: An Interview with Mario
Nintendo Video: Nintendo Has Been Working On This Instead of, You Know, Making Games
You Say You Wanted Some Giant Vinyl Anthropomorphic NES Cartridges? Well, you are in LUCK.
Nintendorks updates
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Sony damages door
Robin Williams Has Been Frequenting The Bottle Grotto, I See
A warning about birds
Impressions: Super Mario 3DS and Mario Kart
My Thoughts On The Nintendo Press Event
Nintendo Press Event 2011. Let’s Break The Record.
Nintendo UNDER ASSAULT
Japanese upset with 3DS, may shed tears
CONFIRMED: Nintendo Secures Exclusive Rights to Marketing Phrase “The Bible Guarantees It”
RUMOR: Is This The First Project Cafe Box Art?
The History of Nintendo, Vol I (1889 – 1980)
Fun Media Links: RACISM EDITION
Attention Bullies: Dinner is Served
April Sales Numbers: Nintendo Celebrates 25 Years of Beating the Competition
Fox News is Wrong
DRCs: 05-13-11
Nintendo Hires Scott Moffitt
Phillies Fans chant MOFFITT, MOFFITT at Citizens Bank Park – May 9th 2011
Fans adore Moffitt
EXCLUSIVE: Timeline Leading To Hiring of Scott Moffitt
Nintendorks Board Member DJMatt to Kiss Scott Moffitt
Recently Discovered Photo Shows Moffitt Casually Smoking in Office
Public Pressure Forces Nintendo To Release Moffitt Diploma
Moffitt: Glimmers of Greatness Gather
Vonage strikes back over Moffitt
DRCs: 05-06-11
We will make an offering to Πρεορδερχλεσ, God of Early Game-Buying Decisions
Ching chong kung pao Wii 2
Kevin and Travis: We Can’t Agree
Editorial: the shame of literacy
Travis is Disappointed
Hackers Release 17.5 Trillion Friend Codes
Teach The Controversy, Nintendo Everything
Watch This Nintendo Stuff!
How does OoT look on 3DS?
New “Wii Select” titles – $0.01 Cheaper Than Common Whore
Wii 2 To Be Called the “Nintendo Feel” Maybe
There are no winners here
Donkey Kong Country Returns: Review
When you’ve reached the future, where else is there to go?
Iwata to kill himself to preserve honor
Also, Gorons: An in-depth look at the similarities and differences between Dragon Age 2 and Majora’s Mask
Nintendo still safe to use
Nintendo Pledges to Reveal New Console
The Nintendo 3DS: Quit Your Goddamn Complaining
REALITY
The Nintendo 3DS launches. IN 3D!
Pokémon Black and White
High Voltage Software working on 3DS Conduit title
TOMORROW: A special Nintendo 64 period of remembrance.
Nintendo DS super American best number one
Nintendo is doomed again
Nintendo paints it black
Donkey Kong Country Returns
And in a big Donkey Kong Country
DRCs: 11-19-10
It’s on like Trademark Kong
Nintendo dips into red
DRCs: 10-31-10
News from down under (your mom)
DRCs: 10-17-10
Video game plot summaries
DRCs: 10-14-10
The Hunt for Red Octember
DRCs: 09-18-10
Other M: I went from “ehhh” to “whoa awesome” in 1:57
Nintendo sells games
Nintendo announces 3DS release date release date
What? New article?
Wii Party and Mario Sports Mix: A Comparison
E3 Odds & Ends: Some closing thoughts from Garret
Metroid: That Other Game
Goooood Night, E3
The Legend of Kirbster: Back to Kirbing
Good Night, Day Two
Rock Band 3: The Power of Love
Three Important Moments Today
Aragorn’s Quest: This game isn’t finished yet?
Garret writes a 3DS article so I don’t have to.
NBA Jam: NAMBO JAM
Super Scribblenauts
Conduit 2: Conspiracies for Kids!
Good Night, Day One
E3 Day One Grab Bag
Donkey Kong Country RETURNS
Tournament of Legends: With No Recognizable Legends
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
GoldenEye Multiplayer Impressions
E3 2010.
WHAT IS THIS?
DRCs: 06-05-10
Nintendorks: E3 2010
Review: Super Mario Galaxy 2
YEEEAAAAH! (Super Mario Galaxy 2)
This Time With Ninjas: A Charity Event to End All
Our Nintendo Life
Review: Pokémon Heart Gold
Nintendo causes multiple orgasms
Review – Rooms: The Main Building (Wii/DS)
Special Report: The Nintendo 3DS
Legend of Zelda, early 90s style
Tri to like Monster Hunter Tri
Nintendo discusses 5th year
Nintendo press conference: An event that happened just now
DRCs: 02-23-10
Nintendo is a Monster
DRCs: 01-26-10
Review: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom (Wii)
DRCs: 01-19-10
PSA: “Metroid Prime Trilogy” weirdly out of print
DRCs: 01-08-10
Hardmode.org Charity Event Begins Friday
Nintendo announces things you can play next year
Your Hearts: This Will Melt Them.
Review: Nostalgia (DS)
Review: Need for Speed Nitro (DS)
Review: Scene It? Bright Lights! Big Screen! (Wii)
Nintendo succeeds, fails
Nintendo sells essentially the same thing for like fourth time
A New Chance at Happiness: New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Review: Band Hero (DS)
DRCs: 11-10-09
Five Things I Always Forget About Star Fox 64 And Then Remember, To My Surprise and Delight
Impressions: Lego Rock Band (Wii, 360, PS3)
Nintendo denies existence of, confirms new giant DSi
DRCs: 10-27-09
Nintendo announcement: Bikes to be exciting again!
Defending Super Mario Bros. The Movie
DRCs: 10-20-09
Deep Fishing
Review: Dead Space: Extraction (Wii)
DRCs: 09-29-09
“Wii Sports Resort” Price Increase Creates Savings
Review: Spyborgs (Wii) – Half spy, half.. borg?
Muramasa: The Demon Blade
$199 Wii price drop coming – WHAT ELSE IS NINTENDO HIDING?
Nintendo unveils gargantuan Wii/DS release list
Quick Impressions: Scribblenauts (DS)
DRCs: 09-14-09
Apple Challenges Nintendo to Duel, Sony Cries
Review: The Beatles: Rock Band (Wii, 360, PS3)
PAX 2009: No More Heroes Desperate Struggle Impressions
PAX 2009: Gaming for Kids, or, Are Friend Codes Necessary?
PAX 2009: This Guy Likes Wii Ware
PAX 2009
DRCs: 08-31-09
Impressions: Deca Sports 2
Beginning my Trek up the Cursed Mountain
DRCs: 08-24-09
Nostalgia, Nintendo, and Crushed Dreams: Or How I Grew Up and Hated the Oldies
One More Flipnote. And that’s it.
The Complete Setlist for The Beatles: Rock Band, minus one song
Listen to Kevin
Flipnote Studio: FREE AND AWESOME
In Brief: Sega on the future of “hardcore” Wii games
DRCs: 08-01-09
The Top 20 Best Ever GameCube Games Ever
DRCs: 07-28-09
Wii Sports Resort
If Only Two Images Could Explain My Feelings About This Year’s Comic Con
Impressions: Little King’s Story (Wii)
DRCs: 07-20-09
The Rocketeer
Review*: Ghostbusters (Wii)
The Complete Nintendorks 2009 E3 Experience Extravaganza TM
DRCs: 06-30-09
DRCs: 06-25-09
Into the Dragon’s Lair
Guitar Hero On Tour: Modern Hits
DRCs: 06-22-09
Nintendo: Putting Prima out of business since 2009
When games take away persistence and perseverance
DRCs: 06-11-09
Random E3 Leftovers: Final Tournament Edition XXI
Brütal Legend
DRCs: 06-08-09
Impressions: Mass Effect 2
Such a thing that once was Rome: Battle Tanx
Impressions: Alan Wake
Impressions: Halo 3 Colon ODST
DRCs: 06-05-09
Travis’ Scraps From E3
Good Night, Day Three Of E3
At the End of the End
Swords Can Regenerate!
The Beatles Rock Band Revisted
New Zelda better be this gorgeous in actual gameplay
Wii Sports Resort: Impressions The Second
Impressions: The Beatles Colon Rock Band
DRCs: 06-04-09
Virtua Tennis vs. Grand Slam Tennis
How am I supposed to Nitro when there’s only two buttons?
Good Night, Day Two Of E3
Travis Fails at Video Games: Tiger Woods 10
Quick Impressions! Heroic jockeying of discs! The smashing of spans! Blurcars!
Scribblenauts
EA Sports Grand Slam Tennis
DRCs: 06-03-09
COP, TMNT Smash Up, Aragorn’s Quest and other pals
Wii Fit Plus
Some Sort of Red Steel 2 Pun
Travis says, “I like The Conduit.” More as it develops.
Good Night, Day One Of E3
Flipbook Studio and the Hunt for the Blood Orchid
An Intimate Afternoon With The Conduit
Impressions: Wii Sports Resort (Part the First!)
New Super Mario Bros: Wii
A Guy Talked A Lot at the Cursed Mountain Booth
Quick Impressions: Tiger Woods Motion Plus, Split Second, Army of Two PSP
Dead Space: Extraction
Nerds, Fighting-Game Fans Rejoice as Obscure Anime Company Vs. Capcom Officially Comes To U.S.
My Shattered Memories of Silent Hill
Quick Impressions
DRCs: 06-02-09
Nintendorks E3 2009: IT BEGINS
E3 2009
Printed Games Journalism: The Revenge
Gladiator A.D. is Bloody, Will Sell
Punch-Out!!
The Nintendorks Are Going To E3 2009
Consider Our Twats: An exciting new way to recycle content
Developers of Where’s Waldo (NES) to Release Wii Title
DRCs: 05-14-09
DRCs: 05-05-09
Good Night, Day Three Of E3
Wii HD?
Oh god, the humanity! The forums are back online!
Earth Day be Damned: 6 Planets Ruthlessly Scorched in Nintendo Games
Nintendorks Presents: Super Mario Bros.
Rhythm Heaven
TV celebrities do no justice to Punch Out
DRCs: 04-16-08
Wii MotionPlus to be $20, come out June 8, Wii Sports Resort July 26
Time to twit our twats off
DRCs: 04-06-09
The DSi is Freaking Weird
DSi-ware (is that whare we’re calling it?) launch day lineup
Bit.Trip Beat
You are going to buy a DSi.
DRCs: 03-26-09
My Nintendo GDC Keynote Impressions
Wii system update actually worth installing
If There Is One Nintendo-Themed Image You See Today
New releases for this week AND last week
Impressions: Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure
Chinatown Wars is Maybe Racist?
DRCs: 03-17-09
I Don’t Want To Suck Anymore AtStreet Fighter II
Deal: Animal Crossing City Folk for $30
Capcom Announces One Sort-Of New Game Out Of Three for Wii
Excitebots Is Throwing Around The Word “Super” Like It’s 1992/1993
Chainsaw arms! (Releases for the week of March 10)
DRCs: 03-10-09
A History of Home Cookin’
A Boy And His Blob remake announced; jellybean futures hit all-time high
DRCs: 02-27-09
Nintendo announces new “Excite” game, Punch-Out!! coming May 18
DS Game Review Round-Up
Disgaea DS, MOON, and Retro Games Challenge!
Namco Star Wars, Part II
This Update is Only for EKDS5k
Looking to the Future (and the present!)
DRCs: 02-19-09
Namco Star Wars, Part I
DSi to hit US on April 5, $170
Screenshots from an alternate present
Three Games That I Am Looking Forward To
EA notices Wii selling, announces games; new Boom Blox, Dead Space port
Indiana Jones and the FMV of Destiny
Review: Ninjatown (DS)
My Favorite Games Of 2008
Chrono Trigger DS Impressions
Wii Remote Used As Yet Another Tool For Enslaving Robots
Club Nintendo (the noun, not the verb)
November NPD: Software edition
November NPD: Holy Motherfucking Jesus that’s a lot of Wiis
Famitsu details Gamecube Wii-makes
USA Club Nintendo Quietly Gets Set For Email Deluge: “How Do U Get Coins?”
Virtual BoyHomebrew?
Wood, grain coming to DS with “Catan: Dealings in Sheep”
DRCs: 12-02-08
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
First hand experience is overrated
Happy Birthday, Nintendo Wii
The ongoing labyrinthine saga of music game DLC on Wii
We don’t take kindly to you big city rehashers.
October sales numbers released
People Still Read Magazines?
Incredible Internet Channel improvement incoming
Moon Being Delayed Allows Me To Gripe About Nintendo
With No Regard To Public Opinion, Nintendorks Staffer Makes News Post Concerning Castlevania: Judgment
New Old Games: Past Couple of Weeks
DSi Browsing Not Actually Fixed. Great Job!
DRCs: 10-28-08
Miyamoto: peace sells, but who’s buying?
Castlevania and the Book of Ecclesiastes
DRCs: 10-24-08
Rock your skin off
Wii Rock Band 2 to be as good as Wii Rock Band can possibly be
“Evoking fear is, in itself, an art form ”
Defending the Virtual Boy
DRCs: 10-16-08
New Old Games: The Last Two Weeks (Cliche Edition!)
Impressions: Samba de Amigo
Nintendo races toward digital distribution, hits self with red shell
DRCs: 10-07-08
Fuckton of news bits, press conference edition
DRCs: 10-02-08
Super News Blow Out 64
New Old Games: September 29
My Time With a Brother and His Arms
DRCs: 09-30-08
Nintendo Should Not Make A New DS
I Prefer Impressions Shaken, Not Stirred
DRCs: 09-25-08
New Old Games: The Last Two Weeks
DRCs: 09-23-08
Terrible Marketing / Clever Marketing
Mega Man 9’s intruigingly “modern” pricing scheme
New Old Games: Random Update
I’ve Died Nine Times
Impressions: Korg DS-10 Synthesizer
I Am Playing A Game! Maybe You Might Like It
DRCs: 09-16-08
Casual Anger
NPD software sales: America’s football boner has been sated
NPD hardware sales: Nintendominiation continues
‘Disaster: Day of Crisis’ actually coming out, but not in the US (yet?)
DRCs: 09-09-08
New Old Games: September 8
A Super Race
A Wireless Classic Controller? I’m Listening
New Old Games: September 1st
What is Spore Creatures?
Yes! More Of This, Please. I Cannot Get Enough Jeff Foxworthy.
DRCs: 08-28-08
New Bomberman too bad I have to delete games to play it.
New releases for the week of 8/26
DRCs: 08-26-08
Strategy First Titles Come to the DS Last
DRCs: 08-25-08
New Old Games: August 25
DRCs: 08-22-08
DRCs: 08-21-08
“So frightening you’ll cry blood from your own eyes.”
DRCs: 08-20-08
Whoa, My Wii Plays DVDs! Through Magic/Homebrew/A Pact With Satan
Nintendo, Destroyer of Worlds
DRCs 08-19-08
Nintendorks is full of culture and art and stuff.
DRCs: 08-18-08
New Wii Game “KORE” Mercifully Promises Only Three Minigames
Defending The Power Glove
July NPD: Experts say Nintendo selling “fuck-ton” of stuff
If a Z-targets when no one is around
Former SCEE boss says stuff
New Old Games: August 11
DRCs: 08-12-08
New releases for the week of 8/11
I Guess Bioware May Make DS Games Possibly
Microsoft Waggles Genitals At Nintendo, Slams Wii Gimmickry
Rock Band 2 for Wii may have “features”
Capcom Continues To Prove That Yes, They Get It
New releases for the week of 8/4
What a Wonderful Year to Have a Curse
New Old Games: August 4 Revised
New Old Games: August 4
NOW the iPhone is worth waiting for. Maybe.
Nintendo Experimenting With Dark Technology
Korean MMO Comes to DS (sort of)
New releases for the week of 7/28
Nintendo Sues Pirates, Inadvertently Leads Me To Discover The Joy of DS Homebrew
DRCs: 07-29-08
New Old Games: July 28
Comcast offers free Wii so you don’t have to watch cable
Wii Ware Expectant Mother of Precocious Classic Games
Sony Kills Africans (and you can help!)
Reggie acknowledges Wii storage problem, continues to offer no solution
New releases for the week of 7/22
Wait, What Australia?
New Old Games: July 21
Nintendorks Roundtable: E3 2008 Edition
You know what?
Review: Gyrostarr (Wii)
Wii surpasses 360 in North America, staffers too busy playing 360 to write article
Tecmo Bowl for the DS Misses The Point Entirely
Donkey Kong 3D Announced
DRCs: 07-17-08
Ancient, reanimated game to see Wii re-release
“We’re making Pikmin.”
In case you missed Nintendo’s E3 press conference
Animal Crossing the Line
Kirby Super Star Ultra and Rhythm Heaven Unceremoniously Announced
New releases for the week of E3 so who cares about new releases
New Old Games: July 14
Nintendo Unveils the Equivalent of the “Expansion Pak” for the Wii Remote
Taboo: The Sixth Sense – Lifting the Veil of Time and Predicting E3
Shocking Updates From Dorkfest ’08!
The Good, The Bad, and The Missing: 01
Hooker Inflation is Ruining Our Economy
Civilization Revolution
Nintendo patents new Gamecube controller for Wii
DRCs: 07-10-08
Wii is totally for kids–kids who love playing Beer Pong
In This Article, We Make The Only Mention Of Rhapsody For The Nintendo DS You Will See On This Site
Good Idea, Bad Idea With Activision
Nintendorks Chatter Presents: Captain Rainbow
Rock Band 2 confirmed for Wii this year
Lost Winds
Konami Continues to Crush Dreams
Namco Bandai Preparing to Spin More Yarns–Er, Tales
New Harvest Moons to feature yellow wonderfuls, sexual choices
Review: Ninja Five-O (GBA)
New releases for the week of July 7
New Old Games: July 7
Two plus two is more
Young starlets on beach love Wii
Guitar Hero Public Service Announcement
DRCs: 07-03-08
Now This Is What I Call a DS Port
New Old Games: July 30
Chrono Trigger DS (Possibly) Announced Via Useless and Banal Countdown Site; Readers Ask “Why Don’t You Treat Us Like We’re Not Eight?”
I just listened to at least 4 hours of Nintendorks Radio
Mario Kart Wii
What is this “DVD” I keep hearing about?
DRCs: 06-27-08
Plucky New Staffer Makes First News Post
Review: Pinball Hall of Fame: The Williams Collection
There Is Be New Blood
DRCs 06-17-08
DRCs 06-10-08
There Will Be New Article (singular)
There Will Be New Blood
DRCs: 06-02-08
And still another reason not to eat at McDonald’s
Review: Boom Blox
Chris attends final leg of Nintendo’s Driving School Tour
Guy makes giant NES controller
DRCs 05-14-08
DRCs 05-06-08
DRCs 04-29-08
DRCs 04-23-08
Baseball Prospectus projects Mario to finish with a 64.2 VORP
DRCs 04-18-08
And the 5 bonus Wii Rock Band songs are
DRCs 04-15-08
Nintendo is touring small fraction of U.S.
DRCs 04-10-08
DRCs 04-08-08
Nintendo may meet demand, sell more product
DRCs 04-07-08
DRCs 04-04-08
GameStop profits rise, vaguely Nintendo related
Holy crap, look behind you!
DRCs 04-01-08
The Master System of your domain.
WRCs 03-29-08
DRCs 03-26-08
Ryan wants to see your penis
PS2’s Rock Band announced for the Wii
Nintendo cares…
Old news: the elderly love Wii
Internet radio is the wave of the past
Nintendo named “King of the Jews”
No news is good news
EA promises not to fire developers
Internet loves the radio star
Disney plans own version of Rock Band
Japan Loves the Wii!
Chat your ass off at #studio64
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