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Nintendo Switch REVIEW: Bloodstained: Dead and Loving It.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS Nintendo Labo: NOW You’re Playing with Cardboard!!
Toys ‘R Us: Where a Grown Man Can Be a Grown Man Shaking Hands With the Ashes of His Childhood.
The Official Nintendorks Top Ten Nintendo Wii Virtual Console Games to Download Before You’re That Thing is D.E.A.D.
We Are Going to Get an SNES Classic Without Leaving the House
Harder to buy than an NES Classic: Nintendorks.com
BREAKING: The Wii Launched in North America 10 Years Ago Today.
The NES Classic Mini is Finally Here!! Unavailable Anywhere on Earth.
NINTENDO SWITCH: Everything was true (except for the fake stuff)
What Did You Play? “Where Have You Been, Jerk?” Edition (August 2015)
What Did You Play? I’m a Lazy Jerk Edition (April-May 2015)
NINTENDORKS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS 2015: Today We’re Gonna Play Like it’s 1990 uhhh
What Did You Play? RIP Club Nintendo Edition (March 2015)
What Did You Play? Eternal Snow Day Edition (February 2015)
Friday the 13th Release for “New” 3DS XL Spells Bad Luck for Customers
What Did You Play? No Clever Title Edition (January 2015)
What Did You Play? December 2014 Year End Wrap-Up
What Did You Play? Nobember 2014
The Game Awards 2014: Classy Edition?
What Did You Play? Spooky Smashy Edition (October 2014)
What Have You Been Playing? End of the Summer Drought Edition ’14
San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Game Impressions!
What Did You Play? Everyday I’m shovelin’ (June-July ’14)
PLAYING WITH POWER (Nintendo Toy Impressions): Let’s Have a Look at Those Mario Kart 8 Happy Meal Prizes!
Summer Games Done Quick 2014: Real Nerds Finish Fast.
Comment About Nintendo’s Virtual Console Becomes Celebrated by Nintendorks Staffer
What Did You Play? Uh in the time since the last one Edition (May-ish ’14)
Nintendo E3 Report (7.10.14): Wii U Owners Stunned With the Announcement of New Games!
The Game Boy Just Turned 25 and You Know What That Means
Time to Fish Out Your Parent’s Credit Card, Kids. Super Mario Bros. 3 is Now Available on the Virtual Console! Again!
A Slightly Less Than Half Assed Glance at the Nintendo Direct Smash Bros. Presentation (4.8.14)
What Did You Play? My Ennui Is Showing (February 2014)
Former Criterion Head Honcho Blames Lack of NFS:MW Wii U Success on EA, Nintendo, God, Kittens, etc.
What Did You Play? Countdown to DKC 20th Anniversary Edition (January 2014)
Em Ay Are Eye Oh Aych Oh Are Ess Ee
What Did You Play? See you in Hell, 2013! (December ’13)
ATTN NINTENDORKS: Remember Our Old Buddy Scott Delbango?
Another Wii U Bundle, this time with Skylanders
Could “reUmagined” Nintendo 64 HD Games Be on the Way? According to a Rumor on the Internet: Maybe!
"Fingers Crossed For Superman 64!!!" - Nobody Ever
New Super Mario 3D World Trailer Confirms This Will Be the Greatest Game Forged by Man.
Pokemon X and Y Sell FOUR MILLION COPIES IN TWO DAYS. Nintendo Now “Only, Kinda Sorta Doomed.”
Today’s Nintendo Direct Reveals A Confusing as Shit Payment Method For the Upcoming Wii Sports CLUB.
It’s Been Five Years Since The Dark Knight Came Out and Some Nerd Just Made This SNES Video Clip Thing.
OFFICIAL: Nintendo Has in NO WAY Confirmed a Zelda Themed Wii U Bundle For the 2013 Holiday Season.
THREE HEAVY DOSES OF STREET FIGHTER II BITCH. SLAP YOUR WII U!! AAAAAAAHHHH!! WHY ARE WE YELLING!?
Time to Party Like it’s 1988: Galaga For the NES Lands on the Wii U’s Virtual Console!
Duck Tales Remastered Hits the eShop To-HEY, WHERE’D YOU GO?
The Mario and Luigi: DREAM TEAM Game For 3DS That Looks Awesome is Out Now and You Should Go Buy It Probably!
No Nintendo System is Safe. Animal Crossing: New Leaf Invades the Wii U. Sort Of.
WII U REVIEW: New Super Mario Bros. Luigi U is More of a New Thing.
Clear your schedule, Ray: Pinball Arcade Wii U timetable revealed
365 Days of Fame Rolls On. New Super Luigi U is Here!
It’s dangerous to get married alone, take this
Encore! Samus, Link, and Mega Man merch getting a second run
Official Nintendorks E3 Predictions 2013 All Rights Reserved
Crowdfunding isn’t just for games- it’s also for books about games
Club Nintendo Update: Metroids, Tanooki’s and Nipples, OH MY.
BREAKING: Nintendo Sells Out, Hops Aboard the Rechargeable Battery Bandwagon.
This Animal Crossing: New Leaf Commercial Manages the Unthinkable!
Thursday’s Download: I’m Getting So Sick Of Writing About Kirby.
ATTN Wii U Owners: For 30 Cents, Super Metroid Can Now Be Played on the Crapper!
Hey, The Resident Evil Game That Came Out on 3DS Last Year Now Has A *BORP* Now Has A Free Demo Up For the Wii U Version!
Club Nintendo Update: “You Got Your RPG in My Mario Game!”
Nintendo President Iwata Loses Damn Mind. Implies Game Delays Result in a Higher Quality Finished Product.
Miiverse Can Now Be Accessed Through Any Web Browser. “Should Have Been There Since Day One” Says Internet Stupid Head.
Great Work Boys, However You Skipped Over One VERY Important Detail:
Link to the Past 2: Return to Dark World Manor
CRIME CONNECTION for Android Devices as Well as the iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad Hits Today. Hey, Who’s That Handsome Devil in the Fedora?
This October 25thBATMAN SETS IT OFF On Wii U.
Bless Me Bagpipes, Capcom Announces Duck Tales Remastered for the Wii U!
Thursday’s Download: A Metric Assload of Quality Demos and More Hit Every Nintendo Service Today.
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate Demos Appear on Both Wii U and the 3DS! If You’re Into That Sort of Thing.
Rayman Legends Exclusivity Nothing More Than Foolish Legend
At Last! A Trine 2: Director’s Cut Update Corrects Those Hideous Visuals.
Hyrule Historia 101: The Legend of Zelda Hardcover is Out Now!
Thursday’s Download: Super C Blasts Right Past the Original Contra and Onto the 3DS.
An In-Depth Look at the Nintendo Direct Presentation (1.23.13) or: MY GOD THE WIND WAKER IN HD IS ON THE WAY.
Heads Up: That Wii U Zombi Game and Fire Emblem on 3DS Have Free Demos Available Now!
Pandora’s Tower coming to North America thanks to XSEED
Nintendo Sells a Lot of Wii U’s, Internet Predicts Total Failure.
Pikmin 3 Will Be “Balls Hard” Says The Saint Creator, Our Dark Lord Miyamoto.
Pinball Arcade coming to Wii U, proven not to be a dream in new video
A Very Nintendork Christmas Gift Wrap Up!
Club Nintendo Shocker! New Crop of Downloadable Games Offer Up a Decent Selection!
Highlights from the final issue of Nintendo Power
“What the!?” The Original NES Ninja Gaiden is Now Available in the 3DS eShop!
Quick Look: Nano Assault Neo is a Game That Someone Might Like.
Nintendo Direct: December 5th @ 9 AM PST
300 billion coins collected in New Super Mario Bros. 2; New free DLC to celebrate!
Wii Mini appears to be coming out December 7th
The Kickstarter for Howard Phillips’ Know-It-All did not reach its goal, nobody reports
Happy Birthday, Shigeru Miyamoto! (Laughs)
Win a buttload* of Kid Icarus AR cards from Club Nintendo
BREAKING 2 DAYS AGO: New Shantae game headed to 3DS
An Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion Demo is Available Now For the 3DS and It is A Lot of Fun and Whatnot and So On and So Forth.
Nintendo Rolls Out 5,000 Wii U Kiosks to Distract Voters
Nintendo 3DS XL comes out in pink and white with new bundles
Nintendo details totally comprehensible eShop loyalty program
Just When I Thought I Was Out, Burger King Pulls Me Back In.
DEMO: Lego Lord of the Rings is an Adventure in Babysitting
Castlevania: The Adventure and NES Ghosts ‘n Goblins Creep Into Nintendo’s eShop!
By the time you read this a new Nintendo Direct will have already happened [UPDATE]
Video surfaces of Faceball 2000 for Virtual Boy
“We’re Gonna Need a Bigger SD Card.” Let’s Take a Quick Look Back at The 3DS Retail Games that Just Made Their Way Into the eShop.
ATTN, Club Nintendo Members: Pilotwings For The SNES Is Now “Up” For Grabs!
Older Nintendo 3DS games make it to eShop- ride a damn horse anywhere, anytime
Ghosts ‘n Goblins coming to eShop, responsible for my lack of manliness
REVEAL: You Can Ride a Damn Horse in Scribblenauts Unlimited
I’m taking Garret to dinner
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY.
IT BEGINS
This Just In: Nintendo Will Soon Be Dropping the Price of their Netflix Player to $130!!
And Now, Please Stand For a Few Words From Our Own Reverend Saint Jbond.
So here’s the deal
BREAKING! Nintendo Has Made a New System and Iwata WANTS ANSWERS.
Smash Brothers? New Tekken Tag Tournament TwiiU trailer shows off costumes
New York Dorks: Nintendo at New York Comic Con (UPDATE: Pokémon meetup event info)
PeTA Valiantly Continues Campaign to Reinvent Beloved Game Franchises as Torture Porn
Retro Game Master: Game Center CX out in English, on DVD
Coming Soon: Pokémon Puce and Burnt Sienna!
New Super Mario Bros. 2 Download Packs Are Available Now and I Guess You Should Probably Buy Them if You Want To!
HOLD IT! Anime lawyer’s home saved from demolition for now, but the clock is ticking
The Long-Lost “Pie Factory” Stage From the Original Donkey Kong is Now Available for the Low, Low Price of Just $29.99!!
ATTN: Bronies, Two Days Left to Get Your Own Magical Horse Pokémon
More Retail Titles Make Their Way to the Nintendo eShop and CRASHMOOOO
#studio64 is back! “It’s like a party in my butt, and everyone’s invited!”
A quick how do ya do
E3: Nintendo shows us some things, some of them are boring
Be Hearing: Iwata reveals various interfaces for Wii U
Nintendo Direct (to the future)
Nintendo Forgets 3DS Needs Help: Makes New Pokémon Games for Old System
Centenarian loves Nintendo, mushed food
3DS surpasses 4 million units sold
There’s a place in France where the Nintendo DS is used as a tour guide
Kid Icarus release date announced
No motive to infringe Motiva
3DS becomes more like a smart phone
Nintendo Video: Nintendo Has Been Working On This Instead of, You Know, Making Games
You Say You Wanted Some Giant Vinyl Anthropomorphic NES Cartridges? Well, you are in LUCK.
Sony damages door
Robin Williams Has Been Frequenting The Bottle Grotto, I See
Nintendo Press Event 2011. Let’s Break The Record.
Nintendo UNDER ASSAULT
Japanese upset with 3DS, may shed tears
CONFIRMED: Nintendo Secures Exclusive Rights to Marketing Phrase “The Bible Guarantees It”
RUMOR: Is This The First Project Cafe Box Art?
Fun Media Links: RACISM EDITION
Attention Bullies: Dinner is Served
April Sales Numbers: Nintendo Celebrates 25 Years of Beating the Competition
Fox News is Wrong
Nintendo Hires Scott Moffitt
Phillies Fans chant MOFFITT, MOFFITT at Citizens Bank Park – May 9th 2011
Fans adore Moffitt
EXCLUSIVE: Timeline Leading To Hiring of Scott Moffitt
Nintendorks Board Member DJMatt to Kiss Scott Moffitt
Recently Discovered Photo Shows Moffitt Casually Smoking in Office
Public Pressure Forces Nintendo To Release Moffitt Diploma
Moffitt: Glimmers of Greatness Gather
Vonage strikes back over Moffitt
We will make an offering to Πρεορδερχλεσ, God of Early Game-Buying Decisions
Ching chong kung pao Wii 2
Travis is Disappointed
Hackers Release 17.5 Trillion Friend Codes
Teach The Controversy, Nintendo Everything
Watch This Nintendo Stuff!
How does OoT look on 3DS?
New “Wii Select” titles – $0.01 Cheaper Than Common Whore
Wii 2 To Be Called the “Nintendo Feel” Maybe
There are no winners here
Iwata to kill himself to preserve honor
Nintendo still safe to use
Nintendo Pledges to Reveal New Console
REALITY
High Voltage Software working on 3DS Conduit title
TOMORROW: A special Nintendo 64 period of remembrance.
Nintendo DS super American best number one
Nintendo is doomed again
Nintendo paints it black
And in a big Donkey Kong Country
It’s on like Trademark Kong
Nintendo dips into red
News from down under (your mom)
The Hunt for Red Octember
Nintendo sells games
Nintendo announces 3DS release date release date
What? New article?
Good Night, Day Two
Good Night, Day One
E3 2010.
WHAT IS THIS?
Nintendorks: E3 2010
This Time With Ninjas: A Charity Event to End All
Nintendo causes multiple orgasms
Review – Rooms: The Main Building (Wii/DS)
Special Report: The Nintendo 3DS
Legend of Zelda, early 90s style
Nintendo discusses 5th year
Nintendo press conference: An event that happened just now
PSA: “Metroid Prime Trilogy” weirdly out of print
Hardmode.org Charity Event Begins Friday
Nintendo announces things you can play next year
Your Hearts: This Will Melt Them.
Nintendo succeeds, fails
Nintendo sells essentially the same thing for like fourth time
Five Things I Always Forget About Star Fox 64 And Then Remember, To My Surprise and Delight
Nintendo denies existence of, confirms new giant DSi
Nintendo announcement: Bikes to be exciting again!
Defending Super Mario Bros. The Movie
“Wii Sports Resort” Price Increase Creates Savings
$199 Wii price drop coming – WHAT ELSE IS NINTENDO HIDING?
Nintendo unveils gargantuan Wii/DS release list
Apple Challenges Nintendo to Duel, Sony Cries
PAX 2009: Gaming for Kids, or, Are Friend Codes Necessary?
PAX 2009: This Guy Likes Wii Ware
PAX 2009
Nostalgia, Nintendo, and Crushed Dreams: Or How I Grew Up and Hated the Oldies
One More Flipnote. And that’s it.
The Complete Setlist for The Beatles: Rock Band, minus one song
Listen to Kevin
In Brief: Sega on the future of “hardcore” Wii games
If Only Two Images Could Explain My Feelings About This Year’s Comic Con
The Rocketeer
The Complete Nintendorks 2009 E3 Experience Extravaganza TM
Into the Dragon’s Lair
Nintendo: Putting Prima out of business since 2009
When games take away persistence and perseverance
Brütal Legend
Good Night, Day Three Of E3
At the End of the End
The Beatles Rock Band Revisted
New Zelda better be this gorgeous in actual gameplay
Wii Sports Resort: Impressions The Second
Good Night, Day Two Of E3
Good Night, Day One Of E3
Nerds, Fighting-Game Fans Rejoice as Obscure Anime Company Vs. Capcom Officially Comes To U.S.
Nintendorks E3 2009: IT BEGINS
E3 2009
Printed Games Journalism: The Revenge
Gladiator A.D. is Bloody, Will Sell
The Nintendorks Are Going To E3 2009
Consider Our Twats: An exciting new way to recycle content
Developers of Where’s Waldo (NES) to Release Wii Title
Good Night, Day Three Of E3
Oh god, the humanity! The forums are back online!
Earth Day be Damned: 6 Planets Ruthlessly Scorched in Nintendo Games
TV celebrities do no justice to Punch Out
Wii MotionPlus to be $20, come out June 8, Wii Sports Resort July 26
Time to twit our twats off
DSi-ware (is that whare we’re calling it?) launch day lineup
You are going to buy a DSi.
Wii system update actually worth installing
If There Is One Nintendo-Themed Image You See Today
New releases for this week AND last week
I Don’t Want To Suck Anymore AtStreet Fighter II
Deal: Animal Crossing City Folk for $30
Capcom Announces One Sort-Of New Game Out Of Three for Wii
Excitebots Is Throwing Around The Word “Super” Like It’s 1992/1993
Chainsaw arms! (Releases for the week of March 10)
A Boy And His Blob remake announced; jellybean futures hit all-time high
Nintendo announces new “Excite” game, Punch-Out!! coming May 18
This Update is Only for EKDS5k
Looking to the Future (and the present!)
DSi to hit US on April 5, $170
Screenshots from an alternate present
EA notices Wii selling, announces games; new Boom Blox, Dead Space port
Indiana Jones and the FMV of Destiny
Wii Remote Used As Yet Another Tool For Enslaving Robots
Club Nintendo (the noun, not the verb)
November NPD: Software edition
November NPD: Holy Motherfucking Jesus that’s a lot of Wiis
Famitsu details Gamecube Wii-makes
USA Club Nintendo Quietly Gets Set For Email Deluge: “How Do U Get Coins?”
Virtual BoyHomebrew?
Wood, grain coming to DS with “Catan: Dealings in Sheep”
Happy Birthday, Nintendo Wii
The ongoing labyrinthine saga of music game DLC on Wii
October sales numbers released
People Still Read Magazines?
Incredible Internet Channel improvement incoming
Moon Being Delayed Allows Me To Gripe About Nintendo
With No Regard To Public Opinion, Nintendorks Staffer Makes News Post Concerning Castlevania: Judgment
DSi Browsing Not Actually Fixed. Great Job!
Miyamoto: peace sells, but who’s buying?
Rock your skin off
Wii Rock Band 2 to be as good as Wii Rock Band can possibly be
“Evoking fear is, in itself, an art form ”
Nintendo races toward digital distribution, hits self with red shell
Fuckton of news bits, press conference edition
Super News Blow Out 64
New Old Games: September 29
Nintendo Should Not Make A New DS
New Old Games: The Last Two Weeks
Terrible Marketing / Clever Marketing
New Old Games: Random Update
I Am Playing A Game! Maybe You Might Like It
NPD software sales: America’s football boner has been sated
NPD hardware sales: Nintendominiation continues
‘Disaster: Day of Crisis’ actually coming out, but not in the US (yet?)
New Old Games: September 8
A Super Race
A Wireless Classic Controller? I’m Listening
New Old Games: September 1st
What is Spore Creatures?
Yes! More Of This, Please. I Cannot Get Enough Jeff Foxworthy.
New Bomberman too bad I have to delete games to play it.
New releases for the week of 8/26
Strategy First Titles Come to the DS Last
New Old Games: August 25
“So frightening you’ll cry blood from your own eyes.”
Whoa, My Wii Plays DVDs! Through Magic/Homebrew/A Pact With Satan
Nintendo, Destroyer of Worlds
Nintendorks is full of culture and art and stuff.
New Wii Game “KORE” Mercifully Promises Only Three Minigames
July NPD: Experts say Nintendo selling “fuck-ton” of stuff
If a Z-targets when no one is around
Former SCEE boss says stuff
New Old Games: August 11
New releases for the week of 8/11
I Guess Bioware May Make DS Games Possibly
Microsoft Waggles Genitals At Nintendo, Slams Wii Gimmickry
Rock Band 2 for Wii may have “features”
Capcom Continues To Prove That Yes, They Get It
New releases for the week of 8/4
What a Wonderful Year to Have a Curse
New Old Games: August 4 Revised
New Old Games: August 4
NOW the iPhone is worth waiting for. Maybe.
Nintendo Experimenting With Dark Technology
Korean MMO Comes to DS (sort of)
New releases for the week of 7/28
Nintendo Sues Pirates, Inadvertently Leads Me To Discover The Joy of DS Homebrew
New Old Games: July 28
Comcast offers free Wii so you don’t have to watch cable
Wii Ware Expectant Mother of Precocious Classic Games
Sony Kills Africans (and you can help!)
Reggie acknowledges Wii storage problem, continues to offer no solution
New releases for the week of 7/22
Wait, What Australia?
New Old Games: July 21
You know what?
Wii surpasses 360 in North America, staffers too busy playing 360 to write article
Tecmo Bowl for the DS Misses The Point Entirely
Donkey Kong 3D Announced
Ancient, reanimated game to see Wii re-release
“We’re making Pikmin.”
In case you missed Nintendo’s E3 press conference
Animal Crossing the Line
Kirby Super Star Ultra and Rhythm Heaven Unceremoniously Announced
New releases for the week of E3 so who cares about new releases
New Old Games: July 14
Nintendo Unveils the Equivalent of the “Expansion Pak” for the Wii Remote
Taboo: The Sixth Sense – Lifting the Veil of Time and Predicting E3
Shocking Updates From Dorkfest ’08!
The Good, The Bad, and The Missing: 01
Hooker Inflation is Ruining Our Economy
Nintendo patents new Gamecube controller for Wii
Wii is totally for kids–kids who love playing Beer Pong
In This Article, We Make The Only Mention Of Rhapsody For The Nintendo DS You Will See On This Site
Good Idea, Bad Idea With Activision
Nintendorks Chatter Presents: Captain Rainbow
Rock Band 2 confirmed for Wii this year
Konami Continues to Crush Dreams
Namco Bandai Preparing to Spin More Yarns–Er, Tales
New Harvest Moons to feature yellow wonderfuls, sexual choices
New releases for the week of July 7
New Old Games: July 7
Two plus two is more
Young starlets on beach love Wii
Now This Is What I Call a DS Port
New Old Games: July 30
Chrono Trigger DS (Possibly) Announced Via Useless and Banal Countdown Site; Readers Ask “Why Don’t You Treat Us Like We’re Not Eight?”
I just listened to at least 4 hours of Nintendorks Radio
What is this “DVD” I keep hearing about?
Plucky New Staffer Makes First News Post
There Is Be New Blood
There Will Be New Article (singular)
There Will Be New Blood
And still another reason not to eat at McDonald’s
Chris attends final leg of Nintendo’s Driving School Tour
Guy makes giant NES controller
Baseball Prospectus projects Mario to finish with a 64.2 VORP
And the 5 bonus Wii Rock Band songs are
Nintendo is touring small fraction of U.S.
Nintendo may meet demand, sell more product
GameStop profits rise, vaguely Nintendo related
Holy crap, look behind you!
The Master System of your domain.
Ryan wants to see your penis
PS2’s Rock Band announced for the Wii
Nintendo cares…
Old news: the elderly love Wii
Internet radio is the wave of the past
Nintendo named “King of the Jews”
No news is good news
EA promises not to fire developers
Internet loves the radio star
Disney plans own version of Rock Band
Japan Loves the Wii!
Chat your ass off at #studio64
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