The Hunt for Red Octember
According to various reports on the internet, a cherry red colored Wii is being released in honor of the 25th Anniversary of some game.
In Japan, the console will be bundled with a Wii Remote Plus, a Nunchuk, and an original version of the hit avant garde plumbing game Super Mario Bros. For some reason, the European version will also be bundled with Donkey Kong. Hey, why not?
North America and Australia get a bag of dicks, as far as I can tell.