Nintendo Rolls Out 5,000 Wii U Kiosks to Distract Voters

In a blatant move to keep young Americans from voting in the national election, Nintendo announced today that Target, Best Buy, GameStop, Walmart and Toys ‘R’ Us will have Wii U kiosks for consumers to “discover the unique gaming and entertainment experiences made possible by Wii U and its touch-screen Wii U GamePad controller.” The image attached to their press release (seen above) shows a Best Buy kiosk–not shown is the Nintendo employee handing out “I played Wii U!” stickers for you to wear on your shirt all day, giving you a false sense of purpose.